Bathroom Cleaner



Plant-based home care · pump bottle
Hand Wash
For hands that have been somewhere.
$10 placeholder price
A charcoal pump for the sink by the back door. For hands that have been in the garden, the paint, the biscuit tin or all three. Plant-based home care that earns its spot by the tap.
Mess of the week: glitter. From a card. In March.
- 300 mlpump bottle
- Plant-basedhome care, as on the pack
- Free shippingover $40 placeholder
The mess it handles

Illustrations, not photos. Results depend on the mess. Always follow the label.
How to use
- 1
One pump.
- 2
Lather properly. Sing something if it helps.
- 3
Rinse and dry. Leave the bottle out. It's good-looking.
Full directions and cautions are printed on the label. They win over anything on this page.
Scent & ingredients
Plant-based home care, as printed on the pack. The full ingredient list is on the label.
Placeholder: scent notes and the full ingredient list will be published here once the final spec is confirmed.
The bottle
300 ml (10 fl oz) matte pump bottle with a hand-drawn illustration of the garden hands.
Packaging materials and refill formats: to confirm before launch.
Mess Report refills
Choose a reminder every 4, 8 or 12 weeks. We nudge you before anything ships. Skip, pause or cancel any time.
Placeholder: plan and discount go live with checkout.
Shipping & returns
Rates and times are shown at checkout. Free shipping over $40. If something arrives leaking or broken, email [email protected].
Placeholder policy: see policies.
Pairs well with
messes rarely travel alone
Bathroom Cleaner
Dish Soap
Questions
All the FAQsIs it gentle on hands?
We are not making skin claims before the formula is final. The full ingredient list is on the pack. If you have sensitive skin, check it first.
Will there be a refill?
Refill formats are planned and still to be confirmed. We will update this page when they are ready.
Is it safe around kids and pets?
Treat it like any cleaning product: follow the label, store it out of reach of children and pets, and keep it in its original bottle.
What is the Mess Report?
It is our planned refill plan: pick how often you want a top-up (every 4, 8 or 12 weeks), and we send a reminder before anything ships. Skip, pause or cancel any time. It goes live with checkout.